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Offline GoCyclones

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Re: My Trip to the Tea Room (다방)
« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2013, 06:38:18 AM »
Pretty much mirrors my experience some time ago.  Haven't been back near one since.  The woman was at least 45 but looked 55, had gingivitis really bad, and very dirty fingernails.  And she served me cheap Maxim coffee.

Couldn't get out of there fast enough, and oddly, it was a BIG cup of Maxim.  Sad thing is, I thought it was just a coffee shop until she started getting friendly.

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Re: My Trip to the Tea Room (다방)
« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2013, 07:05:17 AM »
We'll be reading about the OP in the Korea Herald soon enough.  And then we'll all be fired for being sex-craved deviants!

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Re: My Trip to the Tea Room (다방)
« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2013, 10:07:25 AM »
Pretty much mirrors my experience some time ago.  Haven't been back near one since.  The woman was at least 45 but looked 55, had gingivitis really bad, and very dirty fingernails.  And she served me cheap Maxim coffee.

Couldn't get out of there fast enough, and oddly, it was a BIG cup of Maxim.  Sad thing is, I thought it was just a coffee shop until she started getting friendly.

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Re: My Trip to the Tea Room (다방)
« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2013, 10:11:20 AM »
I have been to at least two. best place to piss if all else is closed and you were imbibing diuretic fluids in mass quantities. so i was in Seoul real late and had to pee bad  :huh: Everything else closed and i wasnt going to piss on the street like a gajin  :evil: :P  I went in. Both time 40-50 lady smiles and motions for me to come to her with a cloying knowing smile  :-[ :huh: :evil:Both times I say "toilet" she points I go piss. then rush out to her sad looking face. both times places were drab dim lit and depressing :huh: :sad:

also, if u go. know you may be helping organised crime and child exploitation. crazy girls who hate high school or middle school run away from home and get hooked up living/working at these types of places. true dat. long time ago my middle school k-teacher was not at work. i was like where she at. later she  comes back. she say she was snatching a school hatin girl who had run away to live and work at one of these types of things. angry 40 year ole k-teacher ragin at the gangsta guy- guess who wins da hot lil girl? i would never help give money to that sort of thing if there is a chance same guy running that also has kids or uses the cash for gangsta shizznitz :evil:  >:(
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Re: My Trip to the Tea Room (다방)
« Reply #24 on: May 30, 2013, 12:19:29 PM »
I once went into a Kiss Bang. Thought I would be getting some Hershey's Kisses......oh my I was surprised.

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What happened? What happens in a Kiss Bang?

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Re: My Trip to the Tea Room (다방)
« Reply #25 on: May 30, 2013, 01:07:59 PM »
I once went into a Kiss Bang. Thought I would be getting some Hershey's Kisses......oh my I was surprised.

I'm curious, enlighten us!


What happened? What happens in a Kiss Bang?

they hug
"Iíll have a vanilla...one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got."

true dat.