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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3520 on: April 28, 2017, 12:41:44 PM »
I have the munchies something fierce today but I don't have anything to snack on.

And I still haven't gotten my turkey sandwich.
I keep a bag of nuts and/or dried fruit in my desk for those times :)

LOL, I never understand how other people "keep" snacks. How? How does it work? If there is something to eat in my vicinity, it gets eaten. There is no "keeping" anything with me  :-[

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3521 on: April 28, 2017, 12:59:27 PM »
Went for a walk at Emart over lunch.  Saw an old guy wearing a hiking jacket under hospital pjs walking around like he owned the place, and another angry looking guy carrying a baseball bat coming in the opposite direction.

I didn't see shat happened after that.
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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3522 on: April 28, 2017, 01:03:24 PM »
LOL, I never understand how other people "keep" snacks. How? How does it work? If there is something to eat in my vicinity, it gets eaten. There is no "keeping" anything with me  :-[

CO2, there's a bag of chocolate chip cookies over there, help yourself.

"Welp, I hope you enjoyed having cookies."

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3523 on: April 28, 2017, 01:07:39 PM »
Holy shit, some kid just smashed his face off the desk (grade 1 or 2 kid). Right above his eye was a inch gash, blood all over his face. He's screaming, the Korean after school teacher is dumbstruck. Nurse comes up and assesses, tries to pick him up. Nope.

CO2, teacher. Help!

I GOT THIS.

So there's me carrying a bloody child down 4 flights of stairs. People looking, kids going WHHHAAAAAA???

Kids kicking, he's screaming, but I got him. I didn't do 10 years of Boy Scouts to drop a kid down some stairs. I have resolve.

Get down there, drop him on the bed.

Feel like a god damn hero. Adrenaline man, ain't nothing like it.

See Camden pull THAT shit off. 


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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3524 on: April 28, 2017, 01:09:48 PM »
WAYGOOK.ORG USER #BIASEDCOWBOYSHIRT

CEASE AND DESIST YOUR BIASES AGAINST DELICIOUS SNACKS

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3525 on: April 28, 2017, 01:12:36 PM »
I have an orange, and I keep (eat and replace) Reese's in the bottom drawer. Don't any of you try anything...

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3526 on: April 28, 2017, 01:18:58 PM »
WAYGOOK.ORG USER #BIASEDCOWBOYSHIRT

CEASE AND DESIST YOUR BIASES AGAINST DELICIOUS SNACKS

Okay.

Actually I can't wait to go stuff myself with meat and beer as a Friday night reward to myself for existing.

I WILL SEIZE AND ASSIST

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3527 on: April 28, 2017, 01:22:54 PM »
WAYGOOK.ORG USER #BIASEDCOWBOYSHIRT

CEASE AND DESIST YOUR BIASES AGAINST DELICIOUS SNACKS

Okay.

Actually I can't wait to go stuff myself with meat and beer as a Friday night reward to myself for existing.

I WILL SEIZE AND ASSIST

u want go love motel?

God dammit. My claim to fame. hahahaha Is that where the meat will get stuffed?

And yes

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3528 on: April 28, 2017, 02:06:37 PM »
Holy shit, some kid just smashed his face off the desk (grade 1 or 2 kid). Right above his eye was a inch gash, blood all over his face. He's screaming, the Korean after school teacher is dumbstruck. Nurse comes up and assesses, tries to pick him up. Nope.

CO2, teacher. Help!

I GOT THIS.

So there's me carrying a bloody child down 4 flights of stairs. People looking, kids going WHHHAAAAAA???

Kids kicking, he's screaming, but I got him. I didn't do 10 years of Boy Scouts to drop a kid down some stairs. I have resolve.

Get down there, drop him on the bed.

Feel like a god damn hero. Adrenaline man, ain't nothing like it.

See Camden pull THAT shit off.

Andddddddddddd now I have a lost child who doesn't even go to school here. God dammit, bad omen for my holidays.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3529 on: April 28, 2017, 02:12:35 PM »
Holy shit, some kid just smashed his face off the desk (grade 1 or 2 kid). Right above his eye was a inch gash, blood all over his face. He's screaming, the Korean after school teacher is dumbstruck. Nurse comes up and assesses, tries to pick him up. Nope.

CO2, teacher. Help!

I GOT THIS.

So there's me carrying a bloody child down 4 flights of stairs. People looking, kids going WHHHAAAAAA???

Kids kicking, he's screaming, but I got him. I didn't do 10 years of Boy Scouts to drop a kid down some stairs. I have resolve.

Get down there, drop him on the bed.

Feel like a god damn hero. Adrenaline man, ain't nothing like it.

See Camden pull THAT shit off.

Andddddddddddd now I have a lost child who doesn't even go to school here. God dammit, bad omen for my holidays.
Random children who aren't students have appeared around my school too. They're chilling beside me in the library right now... They don't look old enough for middle school but they're just hanging out at my elementary school... I don't like this... Friday afternoon checkers is being inturrupted cuz I don't want kids to watch me get my butt handed to me at a game...

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3530 on: April 28, 2017, 02:23:46 PM »
Another group of students found my iPod, asked what it is, said "Ew, old" then ran off.
I don't care that it's old! What else will hold 160GB of music I listened to in high school and embarrassingly still listen to today!?

*continues to listen to MSI while letting the haters hate*

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3531 on: April 28, 2017, 02:32:49 PM »
Holy shit, some kid just smashed his face off the desk (grade 1 or 2 kid). Right above his eye was a inch gash, blood all over his face. He's screaming, the Korean after school teacher is dumbstruck. Nurse comes up and assesses, tries to pick him up. Nope.

CO2, teacher. Help!

I GOT THIS.

So there's me carrying a bloody child down 4 flights of stairs. People looking, kids going WHHHAAAAAA???

Kids kicking, he's screaming, but I got him. I didn't do 10 years of Boy Scouts to drop a kid down some stairs. I have resolve.

Get down there, drop him on the bed.

Feel like a god damn hero. Adrenaline man, ain't nothing like it.

See Camden pull THAT shit off.

Andddddddddddd now I have a lost child who doesn't even go to school here. God dammit, bad omen for my holidays.

I have no idea why, but I read this and my brain immediately followed it with

..... and so are the days of our lives....
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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3532 on: April 28, 2017, 02:44:53 PM »
I have no idea why, but I read this and my brain immediately followed it with
..... and so are the day of our lives....

You wanna here a Days of our Lives story? Gather round, it's a doozy, it's about the dumbest thing I've ever heard a person say. EVER. This is a slog but the payoff is well worth it.

So, I'm dating Courtney. She lives with her bestie, Kim. Kim and I don't get on well. She's an airhead and super judgmental of EVERYTHING.

So, they watch DOOL. I get sucked in, inevitably.

In DOOL, Lucas and Sammie are star crossed lovers. They're not always together, but they find each other for 6 months of episodes and inevitably split up for another 6.

Wash, rinse, repeat.

So, Sammy is back with Lucas for a few weeks, but what's this? EJ has appeared in town, the young, millionaire playboy from England. Dashing and handsome. He likes Sammy.

So Sammy and him have a tryst at a hotel. She regrets it immediately. "My god, I just got back together with Lucas. What the hell am I doing.?" She leaves. She cuts off contact with EJ.

NOW, a few weeks of episodes later, the grand reveal. Sammy is pregnant. But, my lord, whose baby is it? Cue Kim.

 :-* Pfffft, this is so stupid!

 :police: Hmmmmm, why's that, Kim?

 :-* There's no suspense.

 :police: What do you mean? licks lips, knowing this will be good

 :-* There's no tension. They're gonna know if it's EJ's baby if it comes out with an accent.

 :police: ----> :huh: mutes TV

 :police: Sorry, one more time?

 :-* They're gonna know if it's EJ's baby if it comes out with an accent! Like, if it cries like this "Wah wah" (her normal crying voice) it's Lucas', and if it comes out like this "Wah Wah" (a "shine yo shoes, guvna" cockney accent from 1890 that she's only ever seen in cartoons) then it's EJ's.


 :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh:

 :police: leave the room

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3533 on: April 28, 2017, 02:49:04 PM »
I have no idea why, but I read this and my brain immediately followed it with
..... and so are the day of our lives....

You wanna here a Days of our Lives story? Gather round, it's a doozy, it's about the dumbest thing I've ever heard a person say. EVER. This is a slog but the payoff is well worth it.

So, I'm dating Courtney. She lives with her bestie, Kim. Kim and I don't get on well. She's an airhead and super judgmental of EVERYTHING.

So, they watch DOOL. I get sucked in, inevitably.

In DOOL, Lucas and Sammie are star crossed lovers. They're not always together, but they find each other for 6 months of episodes and inevitably split up for another 6.

Wash, rinse, repeat.

So, Sammy is back with Lucas for a few weeks, but what's this? EJ has appeared in town, the young, millionaire playboy from England. Dashing and handsome. He likes Sammy.

So Sammy and him have a tryst at a hotel. She regrets it immediately. "My god, I just got back together with Lucas. What the hell am I doing.?" She leaves. She cuts off contact with EJ.

NOW, a few weeks of episodes later, the grand reveal. Sammy is pregnant. But, my lord, whose baby is it? Cue Kim.

 :-* Pfffft, this is so stupid!

 :police: Hmmmmm, why's that, Kim?

 :-* There's no suspense.

 :police: What do you mean? licks lips, knowing this will be good

 :-* There's no tension. They're gonna know if it's EJ's baby if it comes out with an accent.

 :police: ----> :huh: mutes TV

 :police: Sorry, one more time?

 :-* They're gonna know if it's EJ's baby if it comes out with an accent! Like, if it cries like this "Wah wah" (her normal crying voice) it's Lucas', and if it comes out like this "Wah Wah" (a "shine yo shoes, guvna" cockney accent from 1890 that she's only ever seen in cartoons) then it's EJ's.


 :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh:

 :police: leave the room

 :shocked: (this is literally my face right now)
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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3534 on: April 28, 2017, 02:51:01 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

okay I can laugh now....... Sometimes it just takes a while to process the truth of how stupid some humans are.
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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3535 on: April 28, 2017, 02:53:37 PM »
Another Kim line:

Concerning our Russian landlord; "That fu**ing Paki ripped us off!"  >:(

Kim.............. I mean, racism aside, the guy is white as a sheet. I mean, at least get the racism right if you're gonna be racist.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3536 on: April 28, 2017, 02:56:28 PM »
Someone should join me for checkers

http://skillgames.guru/61503

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3537 on: April 28, 2017, 03:06:50 PM »
Slow day. I'm bringing one back from the archives.

Is anybody out there no-pooing? I think I'd like to try.
I was no-poo for a year before I gave up on it. For me, after my hair got past a certain length, it was just too oily and gross. Co-only also results in heavy-feeling hair for me. Could never really figure out the baking soda nonsense. Easiest/best for your hair is to use either goat's milk shampoo bar or some SLS-free shampoo coupled with cone-free conditioner (if you use it)

My hair is super finicky so I've explored a lot of options, but I'm thinking of returning to the good ol' "cut it all off" method lol

I have not 'pooed' for a couple months now. I'm doing straight baking soda with some apple cider vinegar for conditioner and it's working like a charm. No more itchy, pimply scalp. My wife even thinks it's thickened my hair a bit just when it seemed to be starting to thin.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3538 on: April 28, 2017, 03:24:06 PM »
Another Kim line:

Concerning our Russian landlord; "That fu**ing Paki ripped us off!"  >:(

Kim.............. I mean, racism aside, the guy is white as a sheet. I mean, at least get the racism right if you're gonna be racist.

*screaming with laughter*

Ahhhh, I need to find myself a random stupid to laugh at regularly. That is great!!!
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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3539 on: April 28, 2017, 03:56:37 PM »
New bus driver. Same old song and dance of "Where are you from? Really? You have a Korean face! Huh wow."