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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3600 on: May 15, 2017, 01:43:19 PM »
I thought you said beef?

Everything's at steak, I will re-veal myself to her and she'll be udder-ly in love with me.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3601 on: May 15, 2017, 01:48:50 PM »
I thought you said beef?

kfein, ground beef vs. roast.

She prefers tempeh.

Did you just ask her that?

Also, which one are you closer to? Are you ripe with mold?

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3602 on: May 15, 2017, 01:56:59 PM »
Did you just ask her that?

Also, which one are you closer to? Are you ripe with mold?

No, hahaha. I just know because we talk about food.

Closer to? How do you mean. Like, CO2 as a person? Or which one I like more.

Tempeh is the bomb and it has more protein and fibre, not to mention it's a living culture.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3603 on: May 15, 2017, 02:08:12 PM »
Did you just ask her that?

Also, which one are you closer to? Are you ripe with mold?

No, hahaha. I just know because we talk about food.

Closer to? How do you mean. Like, CO2 as a person? Or which one I like more.

Tempeh is the bomb and it has more protein and fibre, not to mention it's a living culture.

That's what we are here for.

The living culture.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3604 on: May 15, 2017, 02:15:26 PM »
Did you just ask her that?

Also, which one are you closer to? Are you ripe with mold?

No, hahaha. I just know because we talk about food.

Closer to? How do you mean. Like, CO2 as a person? Or which one I like more.

Tempeh is the bomb and it has more protein and fibre, not to mention it's a living culture.

She's referring to your haunches.  What is the texture of your meats?

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3605 on: May 15, 2017, 02:45:20 PM »
Did you just ask her that?

Also, which one are you closer to? Are you ripe with mold?

No, hahaha. I just know because we talk about food.

Closer to? How do you mean. Like, CO2 as a person? Or which one I like more.

Tempeh is the bomb and it has more protein and fibre, not to mention it's a living culture.

She's referring to your haunches.  What is the texture of your meats?

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3606 on: May 16, 2017, 09:53:15 AM »
Found this on my elem. coT's desk. And so it starts...

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3607 on: May 16, 2017, 10:15:25 AM »
One of the messages a student wrote me for teachers' day:

Hi [yirj]
Class very good
I love you
I NEED you
See you next time
You very pretty

Not sure whether to laugh or raise an eyebrow.  :laugh: :undecided: Naturally this was not graced with a signature.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3608 on: May 16, 2017, 01:23:17 PM »
Found this on my elem. coT's desk. And so it starts...

Do you know about it?

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3609 on: May 16, 2017, 01:29:07 PM »
Found this on my elem. coT's desk. And so it starts...

Do you know about it?
Do you know?

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3610 on: May 16, 2017, 01:42:52 PM »

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3612 on: May 16, 2017, 09:10:45 PM »
Found this on my elem. coT's desk. And so it starts...

Do you know about it?
Do you know?

Do you?
두유 두개?

I was hoping for a simple "You?" But I'll take it 8)

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I got a text message from my school that apparently some (Korean) dude on some social media or another has made an anonymous, vague threat that he is planning to to kidnap an unspecified fourth grade female elementary school student in the Gangnam area this coming Thursday, so police presence will be especially visible. Weird. Wish I knew more specifics.

Korean article: http://www.newsis.com/view/?id=NISX20170516_0014899016&cid=

We're having an all day market day today, so the 교과 teachers are charged with patrolling the grounds.
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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3614 on: May 17, 2017, 03:32:59 PM »
I shared some Mitchell and Webb in the other thread, so in true pointless rmabling fashion, here's one on farming.


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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3615 on: May 18, 2017, 12:07:43 PM »
Theory: waygook.org "replies" button fails, not because the servers are busy, but because the website owner gets paid to serve an advert even if it doesn't work.

Twice the clicks, twice the cash!

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3616 on: May 18, 2017, 09:03:11 PM »
Would you rather have 2 wily mosquitoes or 20 freakishly large Korean kamikaze fruit flies fluttering around in your one-room?

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Also, we lost one of our best agents today. He was so good I never realized his real name was YoungMin until after he passed.  It wasn't the bullet to the brain, the bullet to the lungs, the bullet to the heart, the bullet to the back or the bullet to the balls that finally did him in.

It was Pecan.
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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3617 on: May 18, 2017, 09:46:41 PM »
Would you rather have 2 wily mosquitoes or 20 freakishly large Korean kamikaze fruit flies fluttering around in your one-room?

Fruit flies. I'd take 100 over Wile E. mosquitoes.
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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3618 on: May 19, 2017, 07:53:49 AM »
Would you rather have 2 wily mosquitoes or 20 freakishly large Korean kamikaze fruit flies fluttering around in your one-room?

Fruit flies. I'd take 100 over Wile E. mosquitoes.
I'd take fruit flies any day.  I can't sleep at night if I know there's a mosquito in the room.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3619 on: May 19, 2017, 07:56:52 AM »
Would you rather have 2 wily mosquitoes or 20 freakishly large Korean kamikaze fruit flies fluttering around in your one-room?

Fruit flies. I'd take 100 over Wile E. mosquitoes.

Agreed. I'll take the fruit flies. The sound of mosquitoes when they fly past your ear while you're trying to sleep?

Ugh. Nope.