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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3040 on: March 24, 2017, 07:38:32 AM »
Every time I eat lunch the teachers comment on how I don't have any kimchi on my tray. Today I decided to put some on as an experiment. They were all like Scarn has kimchi! Kimchi is delicious etc. Ate my food and left the kimchi and scraped it off into the abyss and walked away like a boss.

What you should have done, was rocked into the cafeteria, making sure everyone was looking at you.  Pick up the whole canteen of kimchi.  With everyone still looking, lift it above your head and tip it over your head.  While the eyes are still on you, orgasmically rub it all over your body, and into any crevices, moaning a little under your breath.  Then throw the canteen out of the window, and rock back out of the school cafeteria with a visible semi.  Korean legend in the making.

Thanks now the thought of  Steve Carell covered in kimchi will be with me all day!


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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3041 on: March 24, 2017, 07:44:34 AM »
Fewer things are less elegant than a cafeteria of Koreans trying to use knives and forks on Dankatsu day!

I always find it funny how people literally don't know how to use a knife and fork properly, and yet are always surprised when whitey uses chopsticks.
Maybe thats why they are so surprised. They can't handle our cutlery, how can we handle theirs?  :undecided: :laugh:


Every time I eat lunch the teachers comment on how I don't have any kimchi on my tray. Today I decided to put some on as an experiment. They were all like Scarn has kimchi! Kimchi is delicious etc. Ate my food and left the kimchi and scraped it off into the abyss and walked away like a boss.

Ugh this is half the reason why I want to quit lunch forever. I don't get as many comments as I do looks that are most certainly cataloguing what I have/haven't gotten, how much I'm throwing away, and somehow it's either "YOU BARELY EAT ANYTHING" or "WOW YOU SURE HAVE A LOT OF ______"

Just please let me live.

It was Bibimbap day.  I took my bowl, and a bit of each of the required sides.
When we sat down, I noticed that my co-workers each had a scope of red sauce. A few minuted later they noticed that I did not.

"It's alright!" I said, "I'll just eat it like this... it isn't worth going back."

"You must have it!  It will not be delicious without it."

One of them actually went back to the slop trough and got a small bowl for me.

"Thanks."

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3042 on: March 24, 2017, 07:50:57 AM »
For some reason it just looks weird to me.  Maybe if they were at least round instead of square?

They come in square?  :shocked:

The ones I've seen in my area are all round. I think a lot of the girls buy them from stores like Innisfree and... Etude, maybe?

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3043 on: March 24, 2017, 07:59:47 AM »
I hate how nutrition facts in Korean are often listed in a paragraph rather than in a chart. It would be much easier to figure it all out if it were laid out differently...

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3044 on: March 24, 2017, 08:02:04 AM »
For some reason it just looks weird to me.  Maybe if they were at least round instead of square?

They come in square?  :shocked:

The ones I've seen in my area are all round. I think a lot of the girls buy them from stores like Innisfree and... Etude, maybe?


Ahhh I'm out in the boonies where we don't even have a convenience store.  Not sure where the kids are getting them then. 

It was Bibimbap day.  I took my bowl, and a bit of each of the required sides.
When we sat down, I noticed that my co-workers each had a scope of red sauce. A few minuted later they noticed that I did not.

"It's alright!" I said, "I'll just eat it like this... it isn't worth going back."

"You must have it!  It will not be delicious without it."

One of them actually went back to the slop trough and got a small bowl for me.

"Thanks."

:|

Urgh, I'm not a fan of the red sauce.  I much prefer bibimbap with some sesame oil and soy sauce.  Apparently that's the kiddie version but I never grew out of it. 

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3045 on: March 24, 2017, 08:12:00 AM »
I hate how nutrition facts in Korean are often listed in a paragraph rather than in a chart. It would be much easier to figure it all out if it were laid out differently...

Holy shit, yes. +10

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3046 on: March 24, 2017, 08:22:36 AM »
I hate how nutrition facts in Korean are often listed in a paragraph rather than in a chart. It would be much easier to figure it all out if it were laid out differently...

Holy shit yes. Every time I turn something over to see what's in it, I inevitably sigh and just put it back.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3047 on: March 24, 2017, 08:29:19 AM »
Someone brought in little individually packaged chocolate cakes and they're actually quite delectable. 

I can't stop stuffing my face with this sugary garbage 

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3048 on: March 24, 2017, 08:55:40 AM »
Anyone even realize that a fairly bitter waygook user is someone they know in real life? It's really satisfying to make that connection and realize they're quiet in person because they're bitter at everything XD

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3049 on: March 24, 2017, 09:08:12 AM »
There was a guy on here who used to use his real fullname as his username on here (he changed it eventually) and I met him one night..... he was even worse in real life. People in our area were talking about him before I even met him.
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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3050 on: March 24, 2017, 09:17:33 AM »
I've known at least a couple previous waygook users in real life, they knew my handle, too.

One of them was the now (in?)famous Dr. gender last-name-rhymes-with-tomato. The stories were real.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3051 on: March 24, 2017, 09:24:24 AM »
I'm super obvious to find since my username is my nickname on FB but I don't say stuff on here that I wouldn't say in real life. I just lurk, take in the drama, and message my friend on Kakao about interesting threads. I've found a few friends on here because they'll ask me about something then 5 minutes later there's a post on here with the same question but they don't just go off on here every day about some minor inconvenience :P

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3052 on: March 24, 2017, 09:29:31 AM »
I've known at least a couple previous waygook users in real life, they knew my handle, too.

One of them was the now (in?)famous Dr. gender last-name-rhymes-with-tomato. The stories were real.
You know Steelrails? Holy crap. Is he....you know.....like that in real life?
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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3053 on: March 24, 2017, 09:32:20 AM »
There was a guy on here who used to use his real fullname as his username on here (he changed it eventually) and I met him one night..... he was even worse in real life. People in our area were talking about him before I even met him.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3054 on: March 24, 2017, 09:32:51 AM »
There is this one student that seems to pop up everytime I'm walking while on my phone around campus. "Teacher, don't walk and look at your phone." "Teacher, you shouldn't walk and look at your phone." "Teacher..." He will just come out of nowhere and warn me.

Well today I just caught him walking down the stairs while playing on his phone and fixed him with a quick look, and the total shame in his eyes as he saw me was great.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3055 on: March 24, 2017, 09:37:48 AM »
I've known at least a couple previous waygook users in real life, they knew my handle, too.

One of them was the now (in?)famous Dr. gender last-name-rhymes-with-tomato. The stories were real.
You know Steelrails? Holy crap. Is he....you know.....like that in real life?

Nah, I was talking about someone else.

As far as I know I've never met DeMartino, that would be a trip though.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3056 on: March 24, 2017, 09:39:32 AM »
I would LOVE to see people from here in real life, it would be so interesting. Like a nature documentary.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3057 on: March 24, 2017, 09:40:26 AM »
One of the new teachers told me my leggings looked sexy.  (we played sports the other day, I had on last year's uniform since I don't really have exercise clothes (they're pants that go below the knee, and I was wearing tights to cover up my lower legs because it's still cold)) 

I made this face  :huh: which made things awkward so she backtracked and said, "Uh, you look... good."  Cue awkward laughter from both parties.

Awkward. 

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3058 on: March 24, 2017, 09:45:20 AM »
There is this one student that seems to pop up everytime I'm walking while on my phone around campus. "Teacher, don't walk and look at your phone." "Teacher, you shouldn't walk and look at your phone." "Teacher..." He will just come out of nowhere and warn me.

Well today I just caught him walking down the stairs while playing on his phone and fixed him with a quick look, and the total shame in his eyes as he saw me was great.


My first year here, one of the teachers injured her foot because she fell down the stairs while playing on her phone.   :shocked:  She had to wear some sort of foot cage for a time.

I would LOVE to see people from here in real life, it would be so interesting. Like a nature documentary.


Hahah right?  I'm so curious to know what everyone looks like. 

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #3059 on: March 24, 2017, 10:00:47 AM »
There is this one student that seems to pop up everytime I'm walking while on my phone around campus. "Teacher, don't walk and look at your phone." "Teacher, you shouldn't walk and look at your phone." "Teacher..." He will just come out of nowhere and warn me.


Yaaasssss. I really...dislike... when people look at their phones and walk. It isn't because I care if they get hurt (I mean I do, but not exactly), it is because it inconveniences me when I am behind them and must wait for them to snap back to reality.