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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1380 on: December 06, 2016, 12:13:23 PM »
Could someone explain this one?

Q: Why couldn’t the ice cream cones cross the road?

A: 차가와서!


What is the English word expressed by 차가와서?

(because) a car is coming!

I don't get it though

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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1381 on: December 06, 2016, 12:15:17 PM »
Could someone explain this one?

Q: Why couldn’t the ice cream cones cross the road?

A: 차가와서!


What is the English word expressed by 차가와서?

(because) a car is coming!

I don't get it though

차가와서 = because a car is coming.
차가워서 = because it's cold.

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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1382 on: December 06, 2016, 12:23:47 PM »
Could someone explain this one?

Q: Why couldn’t the ice cream cones cross the road?

A: 차가와서!


What is the English word expressed by 차가와서?

(because) a car is coming!

I don't get it though

차가와서 = because a car is coming.
차가워서 = because it's cold.

Okay, that was pretty good.


What store are cows too afraid to shop at?

다이소

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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1383 on: December 06, 2016, 12:35:01 PM »
Could someone explain this one?

Q: Why couldn’t the ice cream cones cross the road?

A: 차가와서!


What is the English word expressed by 차가와서?

(because) a car is coming!

I don't get it though

차가와서 = because a car is coming.
차가워서 = because it's cold.

Okay, that was pretty good.


What store are cows too afraid to shop at?

다이소

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Love it!! I gotta compile these and throw em at my students

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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1384 on: December 06, 2016, 12:41:47 PM »
Could someone explain this one?

Q: Why couldn’t the ice cream cones cross the road?

A: 차가와서!


What is the English word expressed by 차가와서?

(because) a car is coming!

I don't get it though

차가와서 = because a car is coming.
차가워서 = because it's cold.


I still don't think joke was all that good

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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1385 on: December 06, 2016, 12:43:41 PM »
Why did the fly go to the doctor?
팔이 아파서.

Why did the mosquito go to the doctor?
목이 아파서.

I love lame jokes. Keep them coming.

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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1386 on: December 06, 2016, 12:43:48 PM »
Could someone explain this one?

Q: Why couldn’t the ice cream cones cross the road?

A: 차가와서!


What is the English word expressed by 차가와서?

(because) a car is coming!

I don't get it though

Sounds almost the same as "it's cold" "차가워".

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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1387 on: December 06, 2016, 12:48:41 PM »
What is the best letter?

"E," because EFG.

(E예쁘지)

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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1388 on: December 06, 2016, 02:18:49 PM »
What's the deal with these L Brand German-import beers you see at grocers these days being sold for less than a domestic beer?


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« Reply #1389 on: December 06, 2016, 02:21:07 PM »
What's the deal with these L Brand German-import beers you see at grocers these days being sold for less than a domestic beer?



They've been around for years but they seem to disappear every once in a while.

They're trash, but they're cheap. I usually buy one or two whenever I get lucky and see them. As long as your expectations are low enough, you won't be disappointed.

Not quite as good as Max, but way better than Hite or Cass. Stay away from the weizen though - it's super sweet and gross.

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« Reply #1390 on: December 06, 2016, 02:46:16 PM »
I used to feel a bit guilty about eating junk food with the amount #basedcowboyshirt lectures people about it but now I know he smokes and drinks, I don't feel as bad  :laugh:

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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1391 on: December 07, 2016, 12:22:36 PM »
BOSS GAVE ME A CHOCOLATE CUPCAKE WITH A GREEN FROSTING TREE ON TOP

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« Reply #1392 on: December 07, 2016, 12:34:47 PM »
What's the deal with these L Brand German-import beers you see at grocers these days being sold for less than a domestic beer?



They've been around for years but they seem to disappear every once in a while.

They're trash, but they're cheap. I usually buy one or two whenever I get lucky and see them. As long as your expectations are low enough, you won't be disappointed.

Not quite as good as Max, but way better than Hite or Cass. Stay away from the weizen though - it's super sweet and gross.

At the end of October, Homeplus had another German brand for 1000 won/500 ml can. I don't remember the brand, but it was in a yellow can with a coat-of-arms type logo.

It was decent beer, and its availability coincided with a dinner party I was hosting.  It was well enjoyed.

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« Reply #1393 on: December 07, 2016, 01:00:04 PM »

They've been around for years but they seem to disappear every once in a while.

They're trash, but they're cheap. I usually buy one or two whenever I get lucky and see them. As long as your expectations are low enough, you won't be disappointed.

Not quite as good as Max, but way better than Hite or Cass. Stay away from the weizen though - it's super sweet and gross.

Alcohol is basically sugar :afro: (sorry sorry sorry :sad:)

At the end of October, Homeplus had another German brand for 1000 won/500 ml can. I don't remember the brand, but it was in a yellow can with a coat-of-arms type logo.

It was decent beer, and its availability coincided with a dinner party I was hosting.  It was well enjoyed.

I've not seen these Homeplus German-made beers you speak of, but I have tried the L brand ones. I buy them fairly often. I'm just not sure if I should trust them. There's just something sketchy about (even a generic brand) beer imported from an advanced economy like Germany, tasting better than the domestic beer here, and able to beat them on price as well.  I feel like I'm missing something.

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« Reply #1394 on: December 07, 2016, 04:42:55 PM »
Sometimes buyers get a deal on things.  Canceled orders, liquidations, etc.

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« Reply #1395 on: December 08, 2016, 07:30:06 AM »
I've not seen these Homeplus German-made beers you speak of, but I have tried the L brand ones. I buy them fairly often. I'm just not sure if I should trust them. There's just something sketchy about (even a generic brand) beer imported from an advanced economy like Germany, tasting better than the domestic beer here, and able to beat them on price as well.  I feel like I'm missing something.

There are quite a few cheap 'German' looking beers that are actually made by Lotte and other Korean companies and brewed in Korea.  So extra care needed.  I was disappointed to see that.  More of a red wine man myself.  In Lotte Mart, you can pick up Tanupa Carmenere from Chile for 7500 won.  Nice.  Amazed at the ridiculous price that some wine is priced at here.  Unreal.

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« Reply #1396 on: December 08, 2016, 07:41:26 AM »
I've not seen these Homeplus German-made beers you speak of, but I have tried the L brand ones. I buy them fairly often. I'm just not sure if I should trust them. There's just something sketchy about (even a generic brand) beer imported from an advanced economy like Germany, tasting better than the domestic beer here, and able to beat them on price as well.  I feel like I'm missing something.

There are quite a few cheap 'German' looking beers that are actually made by Lotte and other Korean companies and brewed in Korea.  So extra care needed.  I was disappointed to see that.  More of a red wine man myself.  In Lotte Mart, you can pick up Tanupa Carmenere from Chile for 7500 won.  Nice.  Amazed at the ridiculous price that some wine is priced at here.  Unreal.

The ones that I had were product of Germany, and the Korean labels were added to a multi-lingual packaging.

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« Reply #1397 on: December 08, 2016, 07:47:52 AM »
Sometimes buyers get a deal on things.  Canceled orders, liquidations, etc.

Yeah, but these are always cheap and always in stock.

There are quite a few cheap 'German' looking beers that are actually made by Lotte and other Korean companies and brewed in Korea.  So extra care needed.  I was disappointed to see that.  More of a red wine man myself.  In Lotte Mart, you can pick up Tanupa Carmenere from Chile for 7500 won.  Nice.  Amazed at the ridiculous price that some wine is priced at here.  Unreal.

These beers say 'Made in Germany' right on them. Hear, hear for cheap wine, Herr Stepz! but I trust some of them just about as much as I do these 'German' beers.

The ones that I had were product of Germany, and the Korean labels were added to a multi-lingual packaging.

And these L beers lack that Korean labeling sticker, which makes me think they were produced specifically for the Korean market. And the letter L is highly correlative with Lotte 'round these parts.
« Last Edit: December 08, 2016, 07:51:43 AM by donovan »

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« Reply #1398 on: December 08, 2016, 08:12:18 AM »
I figured out a tricky way to help motivate me to keep my apartment (relatively) clean: Host movie nights!

In related news, I really gotta clean my apartment tonight  :laugh:

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« Reply #1399 on: December 08, 2016, 08:20:31 AM »
I figured out a tricky way to help motivate me to keep my apartment (relatively) clean: Host movie nights!

In related news, I really gotta clean my apartment tonight  :laugh:

Yes.