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Offline Mr C

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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1340 on: December 02, 2016, 12:55:41 PM »
Q: How do you make salt in Korea much more valuable?
A: Split it in half.  (소  / 금)

Q: What do you call the biggest tissue in Korea?
A: 휴지


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« Reply #1341 on: December 02, 2016, 01:23:22 PM »
hahaha, the only ones of those I  haven't heard are the yugioh and cow/gold ones.

I do really like the vampire/coffee joke too though!

I also really like:

What do you call a cute boy with no ears? 귀없다 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ (one of my coteachers says 귀없군 is better though)

Where do grandpas go to find love? E-할머니 (my kids don't get this though because they don't know about e-harmony)

What do you call a motorcycle you can't ride? 못타사이클

What did the cookie say when it wanted to leave? 과자!


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« Reply #1342 on: December 02, 2016, 02:54:43 PM »
I was mentally lamenting how I'm not a good fit for elementary school and a student came up to me and stuffed a handful of chocolates into my coat pocket  :laugh:

Yeah the kids are so cute about that.  They always make sure I get a piece when there's candy somewhere.  Of course, they also try to trick me sometimes by giving me sour warheads type candy and claiming it's "very sweet and delicious teacher!".  Too bad their muffled laughter gives them away!

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« Reply #1343 on: December 02, 2016, 03:13:50 PM »
These last two weeks have been really rough (awful students, Golden Bell, new coteacher, I've been sick, frustration with trying to buy things online, my grandma dying), but my school is so supportive and I'm really grateful for everyone here. They let me take two days off when my grandma died, which was great because I didn't feel like faking a smile and needed the time to work on her funeral slideshow. Everybody here is just so nice and their support helps me so much.

Tomorrow I'm just going to relax and crochet and search for a flight home for winter break. Hopefully next week things will start to look up.  :angel:

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« Reply #1344 on: December 02, 2016, 03:17:58 PM »
These last two weeks have been really rough (awful students, Golden Bell, new coteacher, I've been sick, frustration with trying to buy things online, my grandma dying), but my school is so supportive and I'm really grateful for everyone here. They let me take two days off when my grandma died, which was great because I didn't feel like faking a smile and needed the time to work on her funeral slideshow. Everybody here is just so nice and their support helps me so much.

Tomorrow I'm just going to relax and crochet and search for a flight home for winter break. Hopefully next week things will start to look up.  :angel:
Oh thats so nice. My grampa died the first year and I was lucky they gave me a half day for it.

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« Reply #1345 on: December 05, 2016, 09:10:16 AM »
coteacher gave me a clear answer on the winter camp plans!

(as before, she wrote up the plan, first period I do something "cultural", second period she does reading, third period is watching a movie. I told her I was sort of out of ideas for cultural things and got "do something thematically similar to the movie of the week" approved too)

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« Reply #1346 on: December 05, 2016, 09:56:15 AM »
One of the teachers brought in pizza for all the teachers because it's his kid's birthday.  8)

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« Reply #1347 on: December 05, 2016, 12:54:00 PM »
"You look sick. Go home early."

Woo-hoo!

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« Reply #1348 on: December 05, 2016, 12:59:07 PM »
"You look sick. Go home early."

Woo-hoo!

Now if you can just perfect that look, you'll be on easy street.

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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1349 on: December 05, 2016, 01:01:54 PM »
Q: How do you make salt in Korea much more valuable?
A: Split it in half.  (소  / 금)

Q: What do you call the biggest tissue in Korea?
A: 휴지

Had my high level students laughing for 10 minutes.

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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1350 on: December 05, 2016, 03:40:55 PM »
Bought my plane ticket home for winter vacation! I hemmed and hawed over whether I should or not, but the thought of cuddling my kitty, American food, and family was just too irresistible. And I found a flight for only $1,000, and that's about $200 less than I have always paid in the past. Just 38 days to go and I'll be baking in my warm home!

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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1351 on: December 06, 2016, 11:04:55 AM »
Asked the art teacher about borrowing some paintbrushes for camp-- he showed me and my coT the supplies in the art room and said, "Yirj, everything yours."  :laugh: :laugh:

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« Reply #1352 on: December 06, 2016, 11:10:27 AM »
What language do sheep speak?

Socks! (양말)

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« Reply #1353 on: December 06, 2016, 11:56:42 AM »
What language do sheep speak?

Socks! (양말)

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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1354 on: December 06, 2016, 11:59:25 AM »
Could someone explain this one?

Q: Why couldn’t the ice cream cones cross the road?

A: 차가와서!


What is the English word expressed by 차가와서?

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« Reply #1355 on: December 06, 2016, 12:13:23 PM »
Could someone explain this one?

Q: Why couldn’t the ice cream cones cross the road?

A: 차가와서!


What is the English word expressed by 차가와서?

(because) a car is coming!

I don't get it though

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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1356 on: December 06, 2016, 12:15:17 PM »
Could someone explain this one?

Q: Why couldn’t the ice cream cones cross the road?

A: 차가와서!


What is the English word expressed by 차가와서?

(because) a car is coming!

I don't get it though

차가와서 = because a car is coming.
차가워서 = because it's cold.

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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1357 on: December 06, 2016, 12:35:01 PM »
Could someone explain this one?

Q: Why couldn’t the ice cream cones cross the road?

A: 차가와서!


What is the English word expressed by 차가와서?

(because) a car is coming!

I don't get it though

차가와서 = because a car is coming.
차가워서 = because it's cold.

Okay, that was pretty good.


What store are cows too afraid to shop at?

다이소

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Love it!! I gotta compile these and throw em at my students

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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1358 on: December 06, 2016, 12:41:47 PM »
Could someone explain this one?

Q: Why couldn’t the ice cream cones cross the road?

A: 차가와서!


What is the English word expressed by 차가와서?

(because) a car is coming!

I don't get it though

차가와서 = because a car is coming.
차가워서 = because it's cold.


I still don't think joke was all that good

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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1359 on: December 06, 2016, 12:43:41 PM »
Why did the fly go to the doctor?
팔이 아파서.

Why did the mosquito go to the doctor?
목이 아파서.

I love lame jokes. Keep them coming.