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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #4120 on: September 04, 2017, 03:20:42 PM »
I don't think my Co-T understands how inappropriate Western Pop music can be. I think Koreans here this shit everywhere and just assume that it's friendly, why else would it be playing at the mall.

All About That Bass
'Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase
And all the right junk in all the right places
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I see the magazine workin' that Photoshop
We know that shit ain't real, come on now, make it stop
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She says, "Boys like a little more booty to hold at night"
(That booty, uh, that booty booty)
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I'm bringing booty back
Go 'head and tell them skinny bitches that

Lazy Song
Throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't
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Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out: 'This is Great' (Oh my God, this is great!)

Uptown Funk
Stop
Wait a minute
Fill my cup put some liquor in it
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If you sexy then flaunt it
If you freaky then own it
Don’t brag about it, come show me
Come on, dance
Jump on it
If you sexy then flaunt it


I'm no prude, but they're f'in 10 years old. I'll never forget going to the MLB store in Times Square YDP,

"F her in the ass, I ain't got no class
More of the same etc etc"

 :police: WHERE AM I?

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #4121 on: September 04, 2017, 03:26:16 PM »
I don't think my Co-T understands how inappropriate Western Pop music can be. I think Koreans here this shit everywhere and just assume that it's friendly, why else would it be playing at the mall.

(dirty lyrics from songs)

I'm no prude, but they're f'in 10 years old. I'll never forget going to the MLB store in Times Square YDP,

"F her in the ass, I ain't got no class
More of the same etc etc"

 :police: WHERE AM I?

My first year here, the school played "The Bad Touch" (do it like they do on the discovery channel) quite loudly during Sports Day (note: middle school).

Me:  :huh:

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #4122 on: September 04, 2017, 03:37:33 PM »
It'd be one thing just to say "f it" and play it at sports day.

We're LEARNING these songs and there will be lyrics worksheets and everything.

Jesus.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #4123 on: September 05, 2017, 01:33:25 PM »
"Why are the kids throwing a javelin in the rain?"

A question I never imagined I'd ask.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #4124 on: September 05, 2017, 03:54:23 PM »
I ordered a docking station from OWC in Illinois. I was pleased to see they included a European power cable, but I chuckled and muttered, "Yup, they do look where these are going!" when I saw this:


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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #4125 on: September 06, 2017, 02:18:38 PM »
The other day I realized there was a large spiderweb in front of my house (outside).  It was actually kind of impressive and I figured it might help curb the local bugs so I let it be. 

Every time I open the door, it scurries away into a corner as if it's fleeing from danger.  Which struck me as kinda cute. 

I think I've been in the countryside too long. 

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #4126 on: September 06, 2017, 02:57:01 PM »
I have got the munchies something fierce today. Nothing has been safe or sacred. My students have noticed and they've been "feeding" me like I'm their pet or something. xD

Which struck me as kinda cute. 

I think I've been in the countryside too long.

Spiders can be cute, too, don't let the rest of the world tell you otherwise.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #4127 on: September 06, 2017, 03:07:47 PM »
The other day I realized there was a large spiderweb in front of my house (outside).  It was actually kind of impressive and I figured it might help curb the local bugs so I let it be. 

Every time I open the door, it scurries away into a corner as if it's fleeing from danger.  Which struck me as kinda cute. 

I think I've been in the countryside too long.

 ;D

They've worked out the pecking order.

When I go hiking in the evenings it is usually the time that the spiders make their webs across the hiking paths.  So there have been many times where I walked straight through them without looking, so now I carry a stick which I hold in front of my face so I can look down without getting a face full of spider webs.  But sometimes I notice on some of the bridges and man-made wooden paths that there are a load of webs across and there is no way I can go along them without 'displacing' a load of spiders, I mean come on, they spent a long time making those webs, who am I to smash them up?  So I make another path and leave them be. 

I also noticed the spiders who have got a prime spot on the top corner of a lamp post.  At night, they really ace out.  These are some fat spiders.   Obese, by our terminology.  Could spider obesity ever become a problem?

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #4128 on: September 07, 2017, 07:29:12 AM »
The other day I realized there was a large spiderweb in front of my house (outside).  It was actually kind of impressive and I figured it might help curb the local bugs so I let it be. 

Every time I open the door, it scurries away into a corner as if it's fleeing from danger.  Which struck me as kinda cute. 

I think I've been in the countryside too long.

 ;D

They've worked out the pecking order.

When I go hiking in the evenings it is usually the time that the spiders make their webs across the hiking paths.  So there have been many times where I walked straight through them without looking, so now I carry a stick which I hold in front of my face so I can look down without getting a face full of spider webs.  But sometimes I notice on some of the bridges and man-made wooden paths that there are a load of webs across and there is no way I can go along them without 'displacing' a load of spiders, I mean come on, they spent a long time making those webs, who am I to smash them up?  So I make another path and leave them be. 

I also noticed the spiders who have got a prime spot on the top corner of a lamp post.  At night, they really ace out.  These are some fat spiders.   Obese, by our terminology.  Could spider obesity ever become a problem?

I found one spider in Jeju near the lava tubes that made a perfect thick bolded "x" in it's web. Tried to get a pic but you could just see a bit of the x and couldn't see the rest of the web. It's name is now Charlotte.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #4129 on: September 08, 2017, 12:38:06 PM »
I'm too naturally quiet. I can't count the number of times I've accidentally scared somebody who didn't know I was there. I had to purposely make a lot of noise when I went to get kimbap yesterday because both of their backs were turned.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #4130 on: September 08, 2017, 12:48:52 PM »
Where do people get the time from to go on for pages and pages on this forum with their fancy multi quotes? Surely they must have some work to do?
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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #4131 on: September 08, 2017, 12:50:39 PM »
Where do people get the time from to go on for pages and pages on this forum with their fancy multi quotes? Surely they must have some work to do?

You'd think so, but you'd be wrong  ;D

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #4132 on: September 08, 2017, 01:25:08 PM »
I'm too naturally quiet. I can't count the number of times I've accidentally scared somebody who didn't know I was there. I had to purposely make a lot of noise when I went to get kimbap yesterday because both of their backs were turned.


I [unintentionally] scared my mom a lot when I lived at home.  She'd tell me to stop sneaking up on her and I'd tell her she should be used to it already ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #4133 on: September 08, 2017, 02:38:35 PM »
I'm too naturally quiet. I can't count the number of times I've accidentally scared somebody who didn't know I was there. I had to purposely make a lot of noise when I went to get kimbap yesterday because both of their backs were turned.

Poke some holes in the soles of your shoes/slippers so that air gets trapped in them. That way when you walk, they'll make a "clicking" noise that'll announce your presence from a hundred feet away.

Then no one will have an excuse.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #4134 on: September 08, 2017, 02:56:16 PM »
I'm too naturally quiet. I can't count the number of times I've accidentally scared somebody who didn't know I was there. I had to purposely make a lot of noise when I went to get kimbap yesterday because both of their backs were turned.

Poke some holes in the soles of your shoes/slippers so that air gets trapped in them. That way when you walk, they'll make a "clicking" noise that'll announce your presence from a hundred feet away.

Then no one will have an excuse.

Waygook.org user Chinguetti, the lifehacks thread is over there.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #4135 on: September 08, 2017, 02:56:23 PM »
I'm too naturally quiet. I can't count the number of times I've accidentally scared somebody who didn't know I was there. I had to purposely make a lot of noise when I went to get kimbap yesterday because both of their backs were turned.

Poke some holes in the soles of your shoes/slippers so that air gets trapped in them. That way when you walk, they'll make a "clicking" noise that'll announce your presence from a hundred feet away.

Then no one will have an excuse.

This sounds suspiciously like a #based Life Hack™ to me...


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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #4136 on: September 08, 2017, 02:57:16 PM »
I'm too naturally quiet. I can't count the number of times I've accidentally scared somebody who didn't know I was there. I had to purposely make a lot of noise when I went to get kimbap yesterday because both of their backs were turned.

Poke some holes in the soles of your shoes/slippers so that air gets trapped in them. That way when you walk, they'll make a "clicking" noise that'll announce your presence from a hundred feet away.

Then no one will have an excuse.

Waygook.org user Chinguetti, the lifehacks thread is over there.
HA! damnit...

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #4137 on: September 08, 2017, 03:01:50 PM »
Where do people get the time from to go on for pages and pages on this forum with their fancy multi quotes? Surely they must have some work to do?

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #4138 on: September 08, 2017, 03:02:26 PM »
I'm too naturally quiet. I can't count the number of times I've accidentally scared somebody who didn't know I was there. I had to purposely make a lot of noise when I went to get kimbap yesterday because both of their backs were turned.

Poke some holes in the soles of your shoes/slippers so that air gets trapped in them. That way when you walk, they'll make a "clicking" noise that'll announce your presence from a hundred feet away.

Then no one will have an excuse.

I think you should get a pair of wooden clogs.  Or tap shoes :D

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #4139 on: September 08, 2017, 03:03:24 PM »
I'm too naturally quiet. I can't count the number of times I've accidentally scared somebody who didn't know I was there. I had to purposely make a lot of noise when I went to get kimbap yesterday because both of their backs were turned.


I [unintentionally] scared my mom a lot when I lived at home.  She'd tell me to stop sneaking up on her and I'd tell her she should be used to it already ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I have always had this problem. I move too quietly... apparently. Not entirely sure how. But yeah I can relate
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