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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #2460 on: December 15, 2016, 03:11:23 PM »
The Principal had me come down to her office and fed me pork, onions, peppers, kimchi, and apple slices.

It was tasty

But also a bit strange

And she asked me to teach her how to swing dance during vacation

Methinks (and have for awhile) that she does not, in fact, think of you as a daughter.

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omg pls

im dyin

"Swing dancing." Maybe she "swings" that way.

I have had to tell more than one of my swing dance friends that NO, you CANNOT call yourself a "swinger" and we do not go to the "swing bar" and you should definitely not ask someone "Do you swing?"

 :cry: :huh:

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #2461 on: December 15, 2016, 03:20:08 PM »
Well, that was surprising.

http://i.imgur.com/s05awRy.gifv

Which, naturally, should be followed by this.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #2462 on: December 15, 2016, 03:35:37 PM »
Well, that was surprising.

http://i.imgur.com/s05awRy.gifv

Which, naturally, should be followed by this.

these both are horrifying

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #2463 on: December 15, 2016, 03:41:39 PM »
The Principal had me come down to her office and fed me pork, onions, peppers, kimchi, and apple slices.

It was tasty

But also a bit strange

And she asked me to teach her how to swing dance during vacation

Methinks (and have for awhile) that she does not, in fact, think of you as a daughter.

👅

omg pls

im dyin

"Swing dancing." Maybe she "swings" that way.

I have had to tell more than one of my swing dance friends that NO, you CANNOT call yourself a "swinger" and we do not go to the "swing bar" and you should definitely not ask someone "Do you swing?"

 :cry: :huh:

And then there's the inevitable Korean, "OMG, you have such a dirty mind. Only you would think that." Even though, 90% of North Americans would take it that way. Nope. You're dirty.

It's like drugs. "OMG, why do you know so much about drugs???"

Uhhhh, sorry that I know that heroine gets shot up your arm and coke goes up your nose? This is shit you know when you're 12.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #2464 on: December 15, 2016, 03:42:45 PM »

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #2465 on: December 16, 2016, 05:37:12 AM »
The Principal had me come down to her office and fed me pork, onions, peppers, kimchi, and apple slices.

It was tasty

But also a bit strange

And she asked me to teach her how to swing dance during vacation

Methinks (and have for awhile) that she does not, in fact, think of you as a daughter.

👅

omg pls

im dyin

"Swing dancing." Maybe she "swings" that way.

I have had to tell more than one of my swing dance friends that NO, you CANNOT call yourself a "swinger" and we do not go to the "swing bar" and you should definitely not ask someone "Do you swing?"

 :cry: :huh:

And then there's the inevitable Korean, "OMG, you have such a dirty mind. Only you would think that." Even though, 90% of North Americans would take it that way. Nope. You're dirty.

It's like drugs. "OMG, why do you know so much about drugs???"

Uhhhh, sorry that I know that heroine gets shot up your arm and coke goes up your nose? This is shit you know when you're 12.

Actually, both drugs can be injected, smoked or snorted.  In the books, Sherlock Holmes injected himself with a 7% cocaine solution for relaxation.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #2466 on: December 16, 2016, 07:46:22 AM »
And then there's the inevitable Korean, "OMG, you have such a dirty mind. Only you would think that." Even though, 90% of North Americans would take it that way. Nope. You're dirty.

It's like drugs. "OMG, why do you know so much about drugs???"

Uhhhh, sorry that I know that heroine gets shot up your arm and coke goes up your nose? This is shit you know when you're 12.

Actually, both drugs can be injected, smoked or snorted.  In the books, Sherlock Holmes injected himself with a 7% cocaine solution for relaxation.

Yeah, but you don't learn that until you're 16.  ;D

Anyway, yeah, you can snort heroine but Mia Wallace taught us a valuable lesson.


 

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #2467 on: December 16, 2016, 07:48:44 AM »
I was 5 minutes late today

JB: Moonbrie, you're late
M: I know. I'm sorry.
JB: Why are you late?
M: I don't know. I wasn't fast enough.
JB: Why are you late?
M: I just was. I'm sorry.
JB: Why are you late?
M: What, do you want me to say I was chased by a giant octopus down the street? I don't have a good reason why I'm late.
JB: What?
M: I don't have a good reason. I'm sorry.
JB: You should go talk to the Vice-Principal because you were late.
M: The Vice-Principal isn't here.
JB: (continues to stare at me, visibly displeased)


VP doesn't care if I'm late anyways?? The Disaster DayTM where I was an hour late as a result of two weeks of sleep deprivation and my alarm not going off, when I went to talk to the VP to apologize, he didn't care at all, and the Principal just gave me a hug and juice.

I wanted some coffee but I can't grab any until she leaves the coffee table now hah

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #2468 on: December 16, 2016, 08:00:16 AM »
I was 5 minutes late today

JB: Moonbrie, you're late
M: I know. I'm sorry.
JB: Why are you late?
M: I don't know. I wasn't fast enough.
JB: Why are you late?
M: I just was. I'm sorry.
JB: Why are you late?
M: What, do you want me to say I was chased by a giant octopus down the street? I don't have a good reason why I'm late.
JB: What?
M: I don't have a good reason. I'm sorry.
JB: You should go talk to the Vice-Principal because you were late.
M: The Vice-Principal isn't here.
JB: (continues to stare at me, visibly displeased)


VP doesn't care if I'm late anyways?? The Disaster DayTM where I was an hour late as a result of two weeks of sleep deprivation and my alarm not going off, when I went to talk to the VP to apologize, he didn't care at all, and the Principal just gave me a hug and juice.

I wanted some coffee but I can't grab any until she leaves the coffee table now hah

I hear ya. If I'm late 5 mins once a month, who gives a shit? The amount of time we desk warm and do nothing is astounding, 5 mins ain't gon hurt nobody.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #2469 on: December 16, 2016, 08:07:29 AM »
Must be something in the air today. I somehow slept through all my alarms, but managed to wake up in time to only be 5 minutes late to work.

Fortunately in my case, nobody seemed to care. Everyone just said hello/acknowledged my appearance then continued about their business.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #2470 on: December 16, 2016, 08:39:29 AM »
Same here. I was luckily on time for work, but just barely. My brain still think it's in bed, though, and is seriously raging against me for trying to stay awake.

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« Reply #2471 on: December 16, 2016, 08:41:59 AM »
Same here. I was luckily on time for work, but just barely. My brain still think it's in bed, though, and is seriously raging against me for trying to stay awake.

Same. Time to make that walk to the teacher's office for a nice hot coffee.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #2472 on: December 16, 2016, 08:43:39 AM »
Same here. I was luckily on time for work, but just barely. My brain still think it's in bed, though, and is seriously raging against me for trying to stay awake.

Same. Time to make that walk to the teacher's office for a nice hot coffee.

I'm on my second one already.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #2473 on: December 16, 2016, 08:45:49 AM »
Same here. I was luckily on time for work, but just barely. My brain still think it's in bed, though, and is seriously raging against me for trying to stay awake.

Same. Time to make that walk to the teacher's office for a nice hot coffee.

I'm on my second one already.

I was too cold to move and still have not gotten up from my seat LOL

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #2474 on: December 16, 2016, 09:23:40 AM »
Apparently I was in such a rush this morning I forgot to buckle my belt and only just noticed now. At least my coat was on over it so nobody else noticed either.  :blank:

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #2475 on: December 16, 2016, 09:32:27 AM »
What is the best way to transport a fully formed gingerbread house from place to place? I'm kind of stuck.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #2476 on: December 16, 2016, 09:35:07 AM »
Do you perhaps have a box big enough to slide it into? Could throw some material in the box for padding (foam, cloth, newspaper, whatever). Maybe a box with a handle?

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #2477 on: December 16, 2016, 09:43:02 AM »
What is the best way to transport a fully formed gingerbread house from place to place? I'm kind of stuck.

Just hire one of the motorcycle delivery guys. They will do the utmost to be careful with it.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #2478 on: December 16, 2016, 09:44:50 AM »
Do you perhaps have a box big enough to slide it into? Could throw some material in the box for padding (foam, cloth, newspaper, whatever). Maybe a box with a handle?
Hmm, I may. I will have to rummage around and see what I can pull up. Somehow tie some ropes around it to make a handle.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #2479 on: December 16, 2016, 09:44:50 AM »
What is the best way to transport a fully formed gingerbread house from place to place? I'm kind of stuck.

You just gave me my idea for winter camp.  :-*