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Re: Awkward encounters at men's toilets in Korea
« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2017, 08:05:02 PM »
I don't mind. I'm just glad someone is cleaning the place up. On the whole I find Korean toilets to be getting cleaner, more modern and better stocked with soap, toilet paper, and hand towels than they were years ago. However I do miss the squater. 

In Canada and the US I find them to be generally getting worse.
Well traveled are we?

In my experience, hand towels and/or a sufficient number of hand dryers are a given in the U.S., which is not the usual in SK.

Another point is that restroom patrons in SK seem to splash quite a bit while washing their hands (as well as brushing their teeth and washing their feet) so that the sinks and surrounding areas are often flooded.

Even the homeless using the facilities in a U.S. public library don't make such a mess.

Of course, YMMV, especially since you drive for a living.

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Re: Awkward encounters at men's toilets in Korea
« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2017, 10:01:04 PM »
However I do miss the squater. 


I used to, but my aim has improved.

Ah, so you're the dribbler!


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Re: Awkward encounters at men's toilets in Korea
« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2017, 10:48:08 PM »
The toilet at one of my schools has to be on amnesty international's 'Worst Hellholes on Earth'. Further charm is added as someone is always responsible for leaving Jurassic Park piles of unflushed feces all over... not in, the squat toilet.

I get to school, head to the loo, open the door, and hear what sounds like a walrus having an abortion. I've obviously startled the occupant as I hear him hurriedly zip up his trousers. Out of the stall, walks the PE teacher, who storms for the exit without making eye contact. I notice that not only did he sh*t all round the loo, but in his haste, he trod in his own crap and walked it all over the corridor.

It's been a year and the foul man still avoids me like the plague.

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Re: Awkward encounters at men's toilets in Korea
« Reply #23 on: September 14, 2017, 07:06:17 AM »
However I do miss the squater. 


I used to, but my aim has improved.

I remember the story from Daves or Expatkorea years back about the guy who would take off his trousers and pants and hang them on the back of the toilet door, before using the squat toilet because he was scared about taking a dump in his own pants or peeing all over his trousers.

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Re: Awkward encounters at men's toilets in Korea
« Reply #24 on: September 14, 2017, 07:30:46 AM »
The toilet at one of my schools has to be on amnesty international's 'Worst Hellholes on Earth'. Further charm is added as someone is always responsible for leaving Jurassic Park piles of unflushed feces all over... not in, the squat toilet.

I get to school, head to the loo, open the door, and hear what sounds like a walrus having an abortion. I've obviously startled the occupant as I hear him hurriedly zip up his trousers. Out of the stall, walks the PE teacher, who storms for the exit without making eye contact. I notice that not only did he sh*t all round the loo, but in his haste, he trod in his own crap and walked it all over the corridor.

It's been a year and the foul man still avoids me like the plague.

You didn't lay into him with one of these?  :police:

Either I'm Jeff Goldblum, staring at a monumental pile of BS, or...

The most obscure reference I've ever seen. Oi vey.


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Re: Awkward encounters at men's toilets in Korea
« Reply #25 on: September 14, 2017, 07:33:20 AM »


Ah, so you're the dribbler!



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Re: Awkward encounters at men's toilets in Korea
« Reply #26 on: September 14, 2017, 07:35:30 AM »
However I do miss the squater. 


I used to, but my aim has improved.

I remember the story from Daves or Expatkorea years back about the guy who would take off his trousers and pants and hang them on the back of the toilet door, before using the squat toilet because he was scared about taking a dump in his own pants or peeing all over his trousers.

It might have been more expedient just to carry around emergency pants...

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Re: Awkward encounters at men's toilets in Korea
« Reply #27 on: September 14, 2017, 08:56:06 AM »
I was using a restroom where there were 3 urinals. An old man was on the farthest to the right, so I used the urinal on the left side, but it had one of those disabled bars that stuck out for disabled people to use to hold themselves up while going pee. The old man looked at me and told me to pee next to him. I ignored him, but I could see him in the corner of my eye looking me up and down. He got more upset and then spoke even louder saying, "That urinal is for disabled people! Pee next to me!" There was nobody behind me, so I looked at him, shook my head and walked out the of the bathroom.

I was waiting for someone in the lady's room, so the guy saw me when he left and gave me a dirty look. 

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Re: Awkward encounters at men's toilets in Korea
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Re: Awkward encounters at men's toilets in Korea
« Reply #29 on: September 14, 2017, 11:39:15 AM »
My favourite toilet

 ;D

I have one too. 3rd from the left. I can spend 15-20 mins in there.

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Re: Awkward encounters at men's toilets in Korea
« Reply #30 on: September 14, 2017, 12:52:43 PM »
My favourite toilet

 ;D

I have one too. 3rd from the left. I can spend 15-20 mins in there.


I too have a favourite. Maybe you should re-evaluate your priorities Donovan  :wink:
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Re: Awkward encounters at men's toilets in Korea
« Reply #31 on: September 14, 2017, 02:01:03 PM »
Men who use the end unrinals or one the furtherest away from an occupied one tend to have confidence issues and/or are beta males and are prone to stage fright.

Men who go to the most central urinals even if beside occupied urinals tend to be alpha males and are more confident of themselves.

Adjoshies just roll up eye ball you up and down, hoyke, then unashamedly see what kind of downstairs operation you're running.

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Re: Awkward encounters at men's toilets in Korea
« Reply #32 on: September 14, 2017, 02:04:57 PM »
My favourite toilet

 ;D

I have one too. 3rd from the left. I can spend 15-20 mins in there.


I too have a favourite. Maybe you should re-evaluate your priorities Donovan  :wink:

I imagine we all do. Just funny to say it like that~ :laugh:

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Re: Awkward encounters at men's toilets in Korea
« Reply #33 on: September 14, 2017, 02:26:21 PM »
Men who use the end unrinals or one the furtherest away from an occupied one tend to have confidence issues and/or are beta males and are prone to stage fright.

Men who go to the most central urinals even if beside occupied urinals tend to be alpha males and are more confident of themselves.

Adjoshies just roll up eye ball you up and down, hoyke, then unashamedly see what kind of downstairs operation you're running.

No, we don't want to make anyone jealous.

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Re: Awkward encounters at men's toilets in Korea
« Reply #34 on: September 14, 2017, 03:14:22 PM »
Men who use the end unrinals or one the furtherest away from an occupied one tend to have confidence issues and/or are beta males and are prone to stage fright.

Men who go to the most central urinals even if beside occupied urinals tend to be alpha males and are more confident of themselves.

Adjoshies just roll up eye ball you up and down, hoyke, then unashamedly see what kind of downstairs operation you're running.



Oh yes, I forgot to mention this option that applies to me also.

No, we don't want to make anyone jealous.

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Re: Awkward encounters at men's toilets in Korea
« Reply #35 on: September 14, 2017, 09:21:22 PM »
I had been at my PS for about two weeks.

I was going to leave and went into the teachers washroom. Standing at the urinal when my principal walks in.

There were five in a row and I was at the far end and he came and stood directly next to me. Then he starts talking to me which in an of itself isn't that bad. I was about 5 minutes early going out so I was freaking out. Couldn't understand a word he said.

Then he claps me on the back.

All in all, just awkward.




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Re: Awkward encounters at men's toilets in Korea
« Reply #36 on: September 15, 2017, 07:08:30 AM »

Then he claps me on the back.


With his hand, I hope. 

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Re: Awkward encounters at men's toilets in Korea
« Reply #37 on: September 15, 2017, 07:24:24 AM »

Then he claps me on the back.


With his hand, I hope.
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Re: Awkward encounters at men's toilets in Korea
« Reply #38 on: November 30, 2017, 11:27:28 AM »
Yonks ago in my countryside middle school, I was sat down in the gents crimping one off.  The toilet had one of those accordion-style doors and a really crap latch.  Suddenly, the door was flung open by the special education teacher, who was suspecting that her student was having a dump in the staff toilet.  Me in the middle of dropping the kids off at the pool, looked up and we made eye-contact.  She apologised and pulled the door across.  I finished up laying a cable and then went.  After that, she could never quite look at me in the eyes.

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Re: Awkward encounters at men's toilets in Korea
« Reply #39 on: November 30, 2017, 12:15:16 PM »
Who gives a shit about the cleaning ladies. It's not my problem if they want to be mopping up while I dispense my chocolate sausage.

The looking a dicks thing here is real though. I'm a cut boy as well, so I often notice double takes. Not from the ajjumas, mind you. Although if one came up to me while I pissed and requested to see my genetic hydro-pump, well, by George, I just may have to! They're working hard.