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Re: Waygook.org user #basedcowboyshirt's #based lifehacks topic
« Reply #220 on: September 01, 2017, 01:52:14 PM »
When making Kool-Aid, double the mix and double the sugar.

Let me fix that for you to suit the thread:

When making Kool-Aid, double the mix, sugar, and water, and have double the Kool-Aid. Then you only have to spend half the time making Kool-Aid! :afro:

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Re: Waygook.org user #basedcowboyshirt's #based lifehacks topic
« Reply #221 on: September 01, 2017, 09:46:40 PM »
Potential astronauts: if contemplating a future moon-landing, increase your chance of success by travelling there when the moon is full

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Re: Waygook.org user #basedcowboyshirt's #based lifehacks topic
« Reply #222 on: September 12, 2017, 02:34:17 PM »
Lifehack 22.

If you run out of panko when breading something to be fried, you can substitute crumbled up cracker crumbs, instead.

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« Reply #223 on: September 12, 2017, 02:55:22 PM »
Lifehack 23.

If you're considering painting your room a new colour, make sure to check with your landlord first, if you're renting. Also, brighter colours can make you feel more cheerful, while darker colours may make you feel gloomy.

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« Reply #224 on: September 12, 2017, 03:25:38 PM »
Window cleaners: when agreeing on a price with Dr Who to clean the windows of the Tardis, don't be conned into agreeing to do the insides for the same price

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Re: Waygook.org user #basedcowboyshirt's #based lifehacks topic
« Reply #225 on: September 12, 2017, 04:16:05 PM »

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Re: Waygook.org user #basedcowboyshirt's #based lifehacks topic
« Reply #226 on: September 12, 2017, 11:26:34 PM »
who says kyndo is obtuse. He's taking the right angle with this approach.



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« Reply #227 on: September 13, 2017, 07:39:12 AM »
who says kyndo is obtuse. He's taking the right angle with this approach.



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I dunno, I'm a little worried about him  :undecided:


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« Reply #228 on: September 13, 2017, 08:32:21 AM »
Homeless people: avoid being moved on by the police by setting up permanent home outside an Apple Store. When asked to move, simply state you are an Early Adopter and are queuing for the iPhone X

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Re: Waygook.org user #basedcowboyshirt's #based lifehacks topic
« Reply #229 on: September 13, 2017, 09:01:25 AM »
who says kyndo is obtuse. He's taking the right angle with this approach.



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I dunno, I'm a little worried about him  :undecided:



Guys, guys, don't worry. All my puns are carefully calculated to maximise entertainment value.

Here's the basic formula I like to use:

f(x)   =(h-l)H(x+1)+(r-h)H(x-1)+(l-w)H(x+3)+(w-r)H(x-3)+w   
g(x)  =



Then again, there's a reason I'm teaching English instead of math (or comedy). *sigh*

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Re: Waygook.org user #basedcowboyshirt's #based lifehacks topic
« Reply #230 on: September 13, 2017, 01:20:34 PM »
Lifehack 24.

If you find yourself with an avocado that isn't ripe yet, and you want it to ripen faster, put it in a brown paper bag. It will ripen faster.

If you don't want it to ripen faster, don't put it in a brown paper bag.

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« Reply #231 on: September 13, 2017, 01:51:05 PM »
Homeless people: avoid being moved on by the police by setting up permanent home outside an Apple Store. When asked to move, simply state you are an Early Adopter and are queuing for the iPhone X
Apple Early Adopters: save the embarrassment and humiliation of having to explain that you're queuing so long just for a phone, by pretending you are a homeless person.

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Re: Waygook.org user #basedcowboyshirt's #based lifehacks topic
« Reply #232 on: September 13, 2017, 04:15:30 PM »
Bachelor Living Top Tip #1:

Want to eat a big frozen pizza, but you live alone? Just break the frozen pizza in half, then put it in the oven. Put the other half back in the freezer.

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« Reply #233 on: September 22, 2017, 01:38:03 PM »
Lifehack 25.

If you don't like having cloudy looking ice cubes and want that real clear clear, boil some distilled water first and freeze that. Your ice cubes will be crystal clear.

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« Reply #234 on: September 22, 2017, 01:40:59 PM »
If a creepy guy is talking to you on the subway, work "Where do you live?" into the conversation. Then you know where he will be getting off before they can ask you where you live. Not foolproof, but it can help. 

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Re: Waygook.org user #basedcowboyshirt's #based lifehacks topic
« Reply #235 on: September 24, 2017, 08:04:05 AM »
Buy some beer, etc. from a CU and leave it in the hotel minibar.  Ask for a credit on your bill at thier price.

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« Reply #236 on: September 24, 2017, 10:26:06 AM »
Ladies: save time in the morning by dong your make-up the night before, then wrap your head in clingfilm to preserve it overnight