Just thought I'd help newbies to decipher the reality behind all that cutesy terminology that recruiters tend to use.
"We are looking for energetic teachers"
= you will need superhuman energy to get through the long hours and insane workload we will throw at you.
Salary: negotiable dependent on qualifications and experience
= you can have 2.5 if you're blonde, female and north American, 2.1 if you're not.
Work with our fantastic team!!!
= people will smile at you until you sign the contract and then completely ignore you for the rest of the year. The exclamation marks are to get you all excited.
Send us your resume with recent pictures.
= if you look good you're in. We will never actually read your resume beyond getting the phone number off it.
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